I love the comedian Lewis Black.  The guy cracks me up whenever he opens his mouth.  A bit I quote from occasionally (and do great injustice to everytime I try) is his rant on milk (or what poses as milk).  So the other day I was lucky to find out that this particular rant was on YouTube.  Yayyy!

Lewis Black on Milk

Warning the language is foul, so wear your headphones.  If you like this performance it was from his stand-up show "Black on Broadway".  (You can buy Lewis Black CDs/DVDs on Amazon.)