So on Monday, John Kerry, who is still speaking for some reason, made a little jab at the President for not "doing his homework" during a speech. Here's what he said...   more »

It's the Eve of All Hallows, and Unbecoming Levity wishes you a spooky and safe holiday... from the beyond... wooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo...   more »

So Steve Irwin dies in September, and in October Bill Maher thinks it would be funny to dress as a dead Steve Irwin for Halloween.  What a schmuck.  Fuck you Bill. Not funny man, not funny at all.

Whatcha going as next year?  A Katrina victim?  A World Trade Center victim?  Put a fake slice in your neck and go as Daniel Perl?  Hey how about going as Michael J. Fox?  You can twitch and everything!  As someone who was a fan of yours up until about 15 minutes ago, I suggest you dress in your regular clothes and go as an asshole.

Tip of the hat to The Superficial for the story.

Probably because of my recent rant on the proliferation of the "sexy" Halloween costume for women, my friend Dave sent me this funny video.  Beware!  There's foul language (and a lot of sexy costumes), so wear your headphones.

Thanks Dave.  I assume the next time you call me because I haven't been around in a while, you'll say "Get da fuck down here, I got shit I'm tryna sell."

EDIT: link updated to yet another copy of the video.  Sorry the last one was pulled.  This one will probably get pulled eventually as well.

EDIT: Thanks James for providing the source link for the video.  I've updated the above link to point there.

It's that time again!  My best buddy is turning another year older.  And he's still six days younger than me.  The bastard.   Please join me in wishing my friend, James Burke, a happy birthday.  I hope you all have had the pleasure of meeting and getting to know my friend James, and if you haven't, well, you're missing out.

Happy Birthday James.  Hope you and yours are well and enjoying this day. 

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you...   more »

...The unequal dispensation of rights and benefits to committed same-sex partners can no longer be tolerated...   more »

I love the comedian Lewis Black.  The guy cracks me up whenever he opens his mouth.  A bit I quote from occasionally (and do great injustice to everytime I try) is his rant on milk (or what poses as milk).  So the other day I was lucky to find out that this particular rant was on YouTube.  Yayyy!

Lewis Black on Milk

Warning the language is foul, so wear your headphones.  If you like this performance it was from his stand-up show "Black on Broadway".  (You can buy Lewis Black CDs/DVDs on Amazon.)

The actor Michael J. Fox recently appeared in a campaign ad. As everyone knows Mr. Fox has Parkinson's disease, a debilitating illness for which there is no cure. Needless to say...   more »

I have a new project at work which has an extremely aggressive timeline.  I expect that it's going to be a lot of late nights between now and delivery day, so I'll be able to write even less articles here than the paltry few I write now.  Just a heads up to those 2 or 3 of you that actually read this stuff.

Yes it's true, today is my first of many 39'th birthdays.  I want to thank everyone who e-mailed, called, or sent me an instant message to wish me a happy day.  I feel very lucky to have so many people who care about me.  Especially my parents, who called at like seven in the morning to sing Happy Birthday to me while I was half asleep.  So thanks everyone!  (Thanks also to James, for posting an article about my birthday today on his blog.)

So my friend Bri is a very brave man. He recently took part in a fundraiser-walk for Breast Cancer Research (Making Strides Against Breast Cancer San Diego 2006). In order to drum up as many contributions as possible...   more »

...One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see... I’ve forgot the name of the program... but you get the satellite, and you can... like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes...   more »

Here's a strange twist of fate. Tonight I found an e-mail in my inbox from a reporter at the Sentinel & Enterprise...   more »