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Voice call received 10:32 AM Friday June 3rd. 40 seconds. To listen press zero, to delete press -- *bleep*

Of course you're not at your desk ya dingbat it's 10:30 in the morning and you're doing [speed omitted] down route 2.  How do I know this?  I'm behind you!  As I was pawing through my map book trying to figure out where Carlisle Street is a purple PT Cruiser went by me at the speed of sound.  And I knew it had to be you.  And it is.  And I leaned on the horn and waved and you went by me oblivious to it anyway.

But that's alright.

So, here I am doing [speed omitted] and I still can't see your rear bumper.  It's amazing you haven't been buried in a sea of speeding tickets the way you drive.

E-mail me sometime ya bum.  Talk to you later buddy.  And by the way this is Tom in case you didn't recognize my voice.  See ya!