So the other day my wife did something rather awesome.  She came home from the store with a new nightie... you know what I mean... hubba hubba.  It was satiny and colored a rich burgundy purple.  I said the first thing that came to mind:

"Hey!  It's Deep Cranberry Pearl!"

At which point, of course, my wife rolled her eyes as wives often do, and shook her head.

Now seriously.  I'm not obsessed.  The color really was that good a match for my automobile.

Really.