Okay you've no doubt internalized and committed to memory my admonitions about bees and monkeys.  Here's a story about a guy who brings home a pair of bunnies for companionship, and discovers that there really is something to the expression "multiply like bunnies"...

In about a year, the two bunnies had multiplied to 73.  They dug into and nested in his furniture, they left bunny turds everywhere.  Don't mess with bunnies, or they'll fuck you over.

From Rabbits take over man's home (AP via news.com.au):

...The man's name was withheld by the Louisiana Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals on grounds that he was embarrassed enough already.

They chewed the furniture. They burrowed into chairs, couches and mattresses. They processed food faster than their owner could clean up after them.

Finally, he moved out and called his doctor for help, said SPCA Director Laura Maloney...

... "The rabbits were clean and healthy, even though the house wasn't," ... the man was not cited.

"He was a very nice man who recognised he was in a situation where he needed help," ...

Y'know I don't know what it is that draws me to these stories about people living with far too many animals simply because they don't neuter them and can't bear to give any away.  I had a pair of rabbits when I was a kid.  They lived in a cage in the back yard.  Since they were both females there was no problem, and after a year or so, when they were overcome with horniness they simply chewed through the chicken wire and escaped the cage.  I think if I had ever brought one into the house my Mom would have kicked my butt.